1 hour on the homepage for ₹100

Put your friend on the internet's pettiest billboard

One page. Two minutes. One friendship permanently altered.

Pick the photo

The worse the photo, the better the birthday. JPG, PNG or WebP, up to 5 MB after compression.

Drag a photo in, or tap to browse

We compress it for you. Nothing is published until you pay and we approve it.

Only upload photos of people you actually know. Photos of strangers, adult content or anything against our guidelines get removed, the payment is not returned, and repeat uploads get the email address blocked.

Who is it for?

This is exactly what shows up on the homepage, so spell their name right.

Their name

Your name

Your email

Confirmation and receipt go here.

Phone (optional)

Only if we need to reach you.

The birthday message

500 left

Choose the slot

Slots are 1 hour long, in IST. Only free ones are selectable.

Available dates

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Quick check before we publish

There is a real person in that photo. Confirm all three. We record your answers.

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Your friend

I personally know this personThey are a friend, family member or colleague, not a stranger or a public figure.I have permission to upload this imageI took it, or I am allowed to use it. It is not lifted from someone else’s account. If the photo is adult or sexual, abusive, or of someone who did not agree to be here, the card is rejected, it never goes live, and the payment is not refunded.This is not abusive, illegal, hateful or misleadingIt is a joke between people who know each other, not harassment. Anything against our content guidelines is taken down with no refund.

Payment is final. We do not give refunds, in any case: not for a change of mind, not for the wrong slot, and not if we take the card down. If the person in the photo asks us to remove it, we remove it immediately and the money stays with us. Deliberately posting someone who did not agree also gets your email blocked. Check the date, the hour and the photo above before you pay.

Payments handled by Razorpay. We never see your card details.

Total

₹100

Photos are compressed in your browser before upload.
Every card is reviewed by a human before it goes live.
Slot held for 15 minutes while you pay.